Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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