Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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