just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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