I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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