Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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