Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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