He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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