So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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