I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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