Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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