I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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