please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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