Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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