Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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