worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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