eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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