I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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