Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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