that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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