I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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