good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i out mim tonsoeep
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