I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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