My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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