Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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