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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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