no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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