I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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