Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
