But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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