My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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