Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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