dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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