So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
They took my balls.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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