it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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