it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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