I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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