Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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