I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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