go do what you do best...puke behind churches
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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