you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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