you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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