Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He shit in the fireplace
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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