he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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