You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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