it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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