i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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