Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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