He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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