I'm lost and stupid without you.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think people are normalizing furries
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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