Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
