bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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