but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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