Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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