Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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