I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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