she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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